Taiwan - Ho!!
Posted by The Hunting's , Thursday, June 3, 2010 12:55 PM
My name is Fenwinkle, and I've decided to see the world. It's not easy for a garden gnome to travel, so I got online and contacted the Worldly Gnome Travel Agecy. They sent me this stuffy little box and told me to hide inside. I did not like this idea. I called the Travel Gnagent and gave him a real peice of my mind! But he explained to me that I wouldn't get far without 'Money' or 'Legs That Moved', so I decided to take the chance.
A couple of dark, lonely weeks later, I was picked up by these two Yahoo's... They seem a bit odd, but I'm hoping for the best. They have invited me to travel to Taiwan with them. Hmmm, Taiwan? Sounds nice! When do we leave? In 11 days?!
I've packed my suitcase full of my favorite seeds and a spare pointy red hat, and I'm ready to go! My traveling companions, however, are not nearly as organized. I've been pranking to keep myself entertained while I wait for departure. So far I have collected 14 single socks in my secret den. Shhh...
Taiwan, I hope you have gardens! I'm on my way!
